The late Dr Carl Whitaker used to quip:

" When I was a little girl...."

Once a little boy asked him: "Dr Whitaker, how did you become a boy?" - "You see" - apparently said Carl - "Once my father clipped my nose, blew into my mouth - my penis popped out and stayed like that."

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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What is the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created and provided for me this beautiful garden, all of these wonderful animals, but I am just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely."
"Ok, Eve, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What is a "man", Lord?"
"Well .... this man will have positive and negative traits. He will be bigger and faster and look silly when he is angry .... Since you are so unhappy, I will create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.
He will not be too smart and would also need your advice to think properly ... but you can have him on one condition. As I said, he will be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... So you have to let him believe that I made him first.

Just remember our little secret... You know, woman to woman."