It is time to elect the world leader and your vote
Here are the facts about the three
Associates with crooked politicians and
consults with astrologists.
He's had at least two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
He was kicked
out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart
of whisky every evening.
He is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any